Joanna Krupa
Nude

It’s been a slow, quick climb to stardom for Joanna Krupa—slow because she started out with blink-and-you’ll-miss-it roles in hits such as Legally Blonde (2001) and Planet of the Apes (2001), but quick because her star has risen as quickly as our crotches did during her stint as a Juggy Dancer on The Man Show. Born in Poland but having moved to Chicago as a kid, once Americans saw her long and lean body, it was clear a modelling career was in Joanna’s future, which came to fruition when she worked for brands like Skechers and IZOD. Although she was on an episode of ER as a teenager, Joanna’s acting ascent began when she starred in a few tickle fetish films under the name of Regina Bartkowski, while also appearing as herself on shows like Star Search and Jenny Jones, all before she took the dirty double D dance role on The Man Show. Oh man, did we appreciate the show Joanna gave us week in and week out! Once she decided to take acting seriously, she landed the lead role in Max Havoc: Curse of the Dragon (2004), which featured some very early 2000’s outfits, but a timeless look at Joanna in a bikini. Joanna was a hotel hottie strolling the casino in her underwear during a wet-dream sequence in an episode of Las Vegas but if you want a movie rec, you’re going to wanna see Joanna’s jugs in The Dog Problem (2006). Joanna is getting changed on a tour bus when Giovanni Ribisi bursts in and lets us see the Polish pair that had Chi-town making all sorts of Illinoise about Krupa. Knick knack, we bet you’ll whack cuz dog, you’ll a boner! Mainstream stardom and Playboy spreads soon followed when Joanna became a contestant on Dancing With the Stars. These days she hosts Top Model in Poland and was briefly a Real Housewife of Miami, though she does still make occasional acting appearances in movies like You Can’t Have It (2017). The closest we have in terms of more Joanna nudity is a nice turn in a blue onepiece during a dunktank challenge on Battle of the Network Stars, which showed Joanna’s body is still elite. Yes, whether on the page or the screen, the body of Joanna Krupa is supa dupa!